at parties im often found flirting with the chip bowl
I’m Pitbull And I Love To Party (Uno Dos Tres Quatro) - Pitbull (feat. Pitbull) [Pitbull Remix]
i think it’s actually whistling but i swear someone is playing the recorder
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
when you get an unexpected dick pic